Quite often, we mistake The Realist’s adherence to truth and reality as pessimism. With perpetual resting bitch face, this fine gent is our resident criminologist who takes a particular interest in examining criminal cases, analyzing police/civilian interactions, and reflecting on social issues. Additionally, The Realist occasionally aids The Weary Man in tackling misinformation generated by the media, notably when The Weary Man is a bit too weary from all the bullshit.